He bitched about me not being at my desk when he had called earlier and asked what I was doing.
I bitched right back and explained that I don’t sit at my desk all day (I was probably at the snack bar) waiting for him to call, I was busy.
Well he interrupted my snide remarks with this.
“I just wanted to let you know your son crawled today, and you missed it, but if you’re too busy….”
This was followed by much silence.
I may or may not have cried a little…or a lot.
Once I pulled myself together I told him to give me every detail. What mat was he on? What was he wearing? Was his diaper full?
Ok, so maybe I didn’t ask him those questions, but still. Mah baby.
Naturally I went home for lunch and immediately
He lifted up on his knees and then guess what he did?
He rolled over and laughed.
He was mocking me.
I can already tell he’s going to have his father’s sense of humor.
Anyway, we played that game a few more times before he got cranky and I picked him up.
I eventually had to go back to work and I spent the next few hours plotting ways I could get him to crawl for me.
Once I got home I got this video of him.
See that little smile. He knows what he’s doing to me.
Before I went to bed my husband came to talk to me.
I explained that I spend all night making Kobi suffer on his belly and all I got was a stinkin’ video.
He then looked at me and said, “I’ll let you know when he start’s crawling.”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Oh, he didn’t really crawl, I was just fucking with you.”
He slept with both eyes open last night.