I did not do a little booty dance when I finished reading Breaking Dawn Tuesday morning. How silly would that be. BTW...BEST SERIES EVER....beside Harry Potter of course.
I did not contemplate taking off on Friday to go see Twilight instead of waiting 'till Saturday.
I did not eat a Double Cheeseburger, Medium Fry, 20oz Cherry Coke Zero, an Apple Pie and an Uncrustable PB&J all in one sitting at work because I was that stressed out. Only little Miss Piggy would do that.
I did not squeal like a 15 year old when I saw "Edward" appear on the movie screen. How weird would that be.
I did not grow the hell up and finally tell my mom that I wasn't coming over for Thanksgiving. Oh hell yeah I did!!
I did not secretly give Lael a hair trim and then hide the scissors behind my back when she tried to look at what I was doing. Only a mother scared of her daughter freakin' out would do that.
Your turn! :o)
Definitely gotta hide the scissors, at least she does not bring them to you after she tried to cut her brother's her. UH HUH, that one is fun. Glad you had a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteGreat Not Me! Monday list. Your daughter is beautful, and those cheeks do call out for a little pinch! And as for stress eating, I can totally relate! That's why I will never fit in my skinny jeans again.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA..that is so funny that you had to hide the scissors!!!
ReplyDeleteThose are great not mes!
ohh, Im guilty of the scissors thing too!
ReplyDeleteWill you come tell my husband's family that we arent coming for Thanksgiving, please?!
I love the McDonald's buffet ... + THE PB&J!! That rocks!
ReplyDeleteK, I'm loving the sneaky haircut. Too bad I would do a horrible job, or I would try it on my daughter who hates having her haircut.
ReplyDeleteYou are a silly lady! Made me laugh, thanks for visiting my blog!
ReplyDeleteLets see, you want us to share, I certainly did not.....eat my daughters m&m ice cream bar that I bought just for her {it sat in the fridge forever!} and then tell her, her dad must of ate it.
Pimped out? If you think that is bad, try being deputized by your best friend on a nationwide man-hunt for her next boyfriend. And trust me she is fierce. We're talking no holds barred, bring-on-the-scent dogs kinda thing! How will I ever extricate myself from this? I am suppose to report back to her daily. I'm not kidding! :D
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed your not-me-monday very much, that you for stopping by my blog today.
Oh! I never thought of trying a sneaky hair trim! I mean, not that I'd ever do something like that. Not me! lol
ReplyDeleteYour daughter is so cute!
because the 20oz cherry coke was a Zero, you are void the title of little Miss Piggy.
ReplyDeleteyour not me's are always funny.
These are great.... so, how did you like Twilight?? My son ig b-e-g-g-i-n-g me to take him!!
ReplyDeleteYour Not Me's made me laugh! Hilarious!
ReplyDeletehahaha i'm 26 and i think it makes me old compared to the twilight crowd!
ReplyDeleteI had to do that with my oldest daughter, too! And you go, girl, on laying it down for Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeletethanks for coming over! i loved the little miss piggy comment!! thats funny.
ReplyDeletebtw, i can barely read your posts since the words and the background are just about the same color :)
Oh my gosh the secret haircut cracked me up... I'm trying to picture it!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Not Me's!
Brutally honest. Love the theme-now I want a double cheeseburger, though.
ReplyDeleteGreat list!! Thanks for stopping by my blog. :-) Yay you for taking a stand about Thanksgiving!!!
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