I was not tickled when Lael kicked her boots off and pulled her stinky socks off her feet and dangle them in my face and say "Sock my dear". My child is not weird and do weird things.
I did not get so sick this week that I couldn't eat for 2 days. But if I did, I probably lost a few pounds.
I did not spend all day Saturday cleaning just so I wouldn't feel bad for staying on my butt all day Sunday. How lazy would that be.
I did not keep forgetting to buy toothpaste so was forced to brush with Lael bubblegum flavored Dora toothpaste. Sooo not the same.
I did not get dressed to go to a ballet and realize most of my clothes don't fit me anymore. I really need to get back to the gym.
I have not been so lazy that I have not put up any Christmas decorations except for my tree. My child deserves much more holiday cheer than that.
I did not worry all day about Heather's son like he was my own and tear up when I heard he got out of surgery safely. I am not attached to bloggy friends and their families.
I am not thinking of saving up my Christmas money to hire Merry Maids just to clean my bathrooms and catch up all my laundry. Yeah. I'm really thinking about it.