Not Me! Monday

Looks what's back! MckMama and her MckFamily are back doing the awesome blog carnival and of course I have to be a part of the fun!

It's been so long. Let see if I can remember how to play along...

I did not let my child go with my step-daughter's mother for a WHOLE WEEK.

I did not hold my breath a little the entire time she was away. I am not paranoid at all thankyouverymuch.

I did not turn into a fake Martha Stewart and fall in love with putting up curtains and spray painting trinkets to hang up.

If I did, I would not spray paint in my backyard, in the dark, with a flashlight. Ahem.

I did not get locked out of my house by my hubby for a good 30 minutes. Because of this I did not lock The Vault and throwing away the key.

I did not take off of work for 2 weeks but still receive phone calls from them.

I did not almost break my broom having a standoff with a wasp in my living room. You can guess who won THAT fight.

I did not cry at my friend Carlota's son's 4th birthday party. I am not a big sap. Nope not me.

I did not agree to go running at 6am this morning and then think of ways to get out of it. I did not feel like I died a little. (Gotta lay off the strawberry ho ho's)

I am not looking forward to my second week off of work to hand with my beautiful girls. I am not going to smother them with love this week!


Happy Monday peeps!