Dear Co-Workers and Fellow Commuters,
I am not a morning person. I can't remember a time when I was.
I have been know to be an Queen B first thing in the morning. Don't talk to me, look at me or breath in my direction.
Please do not try small chat with me. Did you not pay attention to the earphones plugged in my ears?
Please do not stand to close. I don't want to smell what you had for breakfast...or dinner last night.
Please do not give me your cheerful "Good Morning!" everyday when you know you will only get a grumble from me.
This is me. This is how I've always been. Please do not be surprised.
Please just let me be.
Talk to you around 10, m'kay?
With much gumpiness,