I remember the days when I would get sick and could curl up in the bed for a few days and rotate between sleeping and watching daytime television.
That's how things were BC, you know Before Children.
I've been sick the past few days. You know the kind of sick where you sneeze and snot flies across the room and when you swallow and it feels like you have just downed a shot of nails.
Yeah. That kind.
I've been sick before with things turning out all wrong.
Not only do I still have to take care of the kids but to add to the drama my hubby has gotten sick to.
I'll let that sink in.
He. Has. A. Man-Cold.
It's almost bad enough to make me want to go to work.
So even though I have a fridge of pumped milk, I have had no relief.
I couldn't get him to take the baby long enough for me to even take a piss.
I woke him this morning and asked him to get Lael up for school.
He coughed, rolled over, and mumbled something.
To prevent myself from stabbing him in the fucking eyeballs, I got up with the baby and got her up myself.
I walked her to the bus and let the dogs out.
And when I went to let them back in one had a piece of shit stuck to their ass and it got on my floor.
I almost screamed. Instead I made them go back outside and walked my happy ass upstairs.
I am NOT picking it up.
As I type this my hubby is still snuggled in bed.
He can clean the shit when he decides to get up.
It's bad enough I practically have to share my birthday with him, but fuck!
Can I just be sick and watch Jersey Shore in the comfort of my bed?
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