Not Me! Monday

MckMama has a cool new look to her blog but still keeps up tradition!

I did not attempt walk full speed up escalators going the opposite direction. I pay attention to those tiny details.

I did not just finally figure out Google reader and am excited all over again about reading blogs. I'm not that slow.

I did not post about a nasty rash on my arm and ask my readers to vote on what they think it is. Who does stuff like that?

I did not open up my 4th box of GS cookies and swear I'll owe my whole paycheck by the time I'm done getting rid of the rest of the cases of cookies in my house.

I did not go to a friends house to play Rock Band and take my sick child with me. If I did, she would not go to sleep while at their house and wake up with her eyes swollen shut. What kind of mother am I?

I did not spend the rest of my weekend (and today) giving Lael Motrin and Tylenol every few hours to keep her 104 temperature under control.

I did not get so fed up with her symptoms that I had to spend my afternoon in the ER with my girl to have them tell me she is fighting pink eye in both eyes which is causing her body to fight which is what is causing the fever.

I did not let Lael order a double cheeseburger from McDonald's today because it's the only thing she's wanted to eat since Friday. I did not get excited because she ate just about all of it.

Somehow this has turned into a post about Lael's sickness. Oh well, Happy Monday!