I did not hit myself in the head while trying to do weigh training and watch Lost at the same time. I am surely capable of multi-tasking.
I did not spill almost my whole cup of hot chocolate on the passenger seat car and when it dripped to the floor of the back seat use my husbands sweatshirt to wipe it up. Nope, you can't prove it.
I did not run 3 miles on the treadmill and pretend Jillian from Biggest Loser was yelling at me so that I wouldn't quit. I am not weird and I DO NOT hallucinate while working out.
I did not drink too many glasses of wine this weekend. I know my limits and would never get drunk around friends and co-workers. Nope.
I did not do a little giggy dance when I went to the mall and bought a new Nike + kit. I am not excited about being able to track the miles I run.
I did not feel like a part of me was missing while my mom had Lael for uh....29 hours. Yeah, I counted..or didn't.
I did not run to get in front of people in line today in Children's Place because there were that many people there. I am more mature that that.
I did not get stared down by my friends dog when I was at his house for Super Bowl party. Seriously, he was really in my face while I was sitting on the floor.I did not cry like I had lost my own child when I found out Tuesday passed away. Please continue to pray for this precious family.