Not Me! Monday

Time to join in on MckMama's free therapy. Cleansing is good for the body!

I did not stalk the Presidential Inauguration Committee to get tickets to the youth concert. I ended up getting some but through a different source.

I did not almost cry when I woke up for work one morning and it was only 8 degrees. I don't deal well with the cold.

I did not try my best to avoid opening up the Tinkerbell Nail Salon Lael got for Christmas but give in when she gave me her pouty face. I despise messy projects.

I did not freak when I found a mouse trap kit empty box on my kitchen counter and believe my husband when he said he got it for the garage but just as a precaution. He lied and told me after he caught it. I am an adult and do NOT cringe at the thought of creepy crawlers.

I did not go to Children's Place and get Lael a new outfit for said concert and get at least 80 bucks worth of clothes for only 39 bucks and that was the highlight of the day!

I did not get my hair cut again but this time it's all the way to my chin. I did think I looked like a boy at first but now I love it and can wear it out in uniform.

I did not go ice skating with Lael and some friends and laugh everytime she fell (which was after everytime she got up) and not feel guilty. She and I both had a blast!

I did not go all week without cooking dinner. We ate, but I surely didn't lift a finger. Nope, not a one.

And finally,

I did not get peed on by my 5 year old this morning, in my own bed, because she snuggled in at 8am , went back to sleep and then proceeded to pee on her and me while she dreamed away. My girl has been potty trained since she was 2 and does not slip up every now and then, even when her mom gives her drink at 10pm.

Ah, now I feel like I can move on with this week.

Happy Monday yall!