I'm afraid that I might even be so desperate not to deal with her that I will do it myself in my best Kindergarten handwriting.
I am sick of the tantrums when she doesn't understand why you can't hear the "e" and the end of words like come or some.
Why is it that she can recite every Spongebob episode that was ever made but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD can't remember that Cat starts with a C and not a K?
I have been practicing Lamaze breathing and putting myself in mental timeouts because I'm that close to strangling myself just so I don't have to go through this torture.
I may not make it. I am sweating just thinking about next weeks homework assignments.