I’ve officially become impatient.
I had my IUD removed 24 June.
My doctor suggested waiting 2 cycles before we begin trying.
He wanted to wait 3.
I did. It’s over. I’m ready. Let’s get it on.
No, he says?
I wanted to wait 6 months?
He had never said that before. Why wait I ask?
Grumble, grumble, something about getting the drugs out of my system.
I had an IUD in my uterus, I was not snorting cocaine I say.
I explain that it could take a few months and we need to start now to have a summer baby.
He insisted that he’s a one shot type of guy. The first try will make me pregnant.
He’s naïve like that. But I let him believe.
I explain that I am most fertile Sunday and Monday and he needs to pull his shit together by then or I’m getting back on birth control.
He agrees to Sunday. Sunday we will start. I have won him over.
The next night he wants me to got the store for him.
Hell no, I’m tired I explain.
If you want to start trying for a baby, you’ll go, he says.
It’s going to be a long few months………….