Monday, August 10, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Looks what's back! MckMama and her MckFamily are back doing the awesome blog carnival and of course I have to be a part of the fun!

It's been so long. Let see if I can remember how to play along...

I did not let my child go with my step-daughter's mother for a WHOLE WEEK.

I did not hold my breath a little the entire time she was away. I am not paranoid at all thankyouverymuch.

I did not turn into a fake Martha Stewart and fall in love with putting up curtains and spray painting trinkets to hang up.

If I did, I would not spray paint in my backyard, in the dark, with a flashlight. Ahem.

I did not get locked out of my house by my hubby for a good 30 minutes. Because of this I did not lock The Vault and throwing away the key.

I did not take off of work for 2 weeks but still receive phone calls from them.

I did not almost break my broom having a standoff with a wasp in my living room. You can guess who won THAT fight.

I did not cry at my friend Carlota's son's 4th birthday party. I am not a big sap. Nope not me.

I did not agree to go running at 6am this morning and then think of ways to get out of it. I did not feel like I died a little. (Gotta lay off the strawberry ho ho's)

I am not looking forward to my second week off of work to hand with my beautiful girls. I am not going to smother them with love this week!

Happy Monday peeps!


  1. You got locked out? By your husband?

    Yep, I'd close down shop for awhile too.

  2. My vault would totally not be locked down--for like a month lets say.

  3. "If I did, I would not spray paint in my backyard, in the dark, with a flashlight. Ahem."

    I hope you don't have any pets in your backyard or else they would have ended up looking like an alien.

  4. Hmmm...crying at an otherwise happy occasion NOT related to your children? Sounds like you might also not be pregnant. No, not you...



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