Alternately named: In Which I Wanted To RIP Her Braces Out Of Her MOUTH!!!
I went to see Harry Potter Saturday night. It was a GREAT movie, but the whole movie experience…..not.so.much.
Let me give you a few reasons why it may be ok to wait for it to come on DVD.
*Teenage girl sitting next to her mother WITH braces DEVOURING popcorn with her mouth open using both hands (got the visual)
*Said teenage girls narrating EVERYSINGLEFUCKINGTHING to her mother who OBVIOUSLY hadn’t read the books
*Couple who brought newborn baby who obviously wasn’t movie trained
*Arriving to the movies 30 minutes early to pick the perfect seat and have latecomers DARE ask me to scooch. Hell to the No I won’t scooch. Asshole.
*Mother who brought her son who decides it’s ok to make phone calls and TALK on her phone DURING the movie. MORE THAN ONCE!!!
*Same mother who would used her bright as iPhone to illuminate the whole row so that she could dig through her purse looking for GODKNOWSWHAT.
*Little boy who shouldn’t have been in the movie who obviously needed to go see and ENT (Ear, Nose, and Throat) doctor because he sniffed the whole 2 ½ hours.
*The couple who brought their toddler that ran back and forth on the carpet like he was at the fucking playground.
But I’m not angry or anything. Just wanted to give you a few reasons while the next time I will bring pliers to wire that little girl’s mouth shut. I’m just sayin’