Let me begin by telling you that mommy loves you.
Now that that's out the way let me explain how this is going to work.
You will go to bed on time from now on.
You will not have drinks 1hr before bed which will give you excuses to get out of bed.
There will be no tv watching while in your bed on a school night.
When I wake you up in the morning you will not swat at me.
I will not tell you to take a shower and then realize you are not in there but instead HIDING from me in the closet.
I will not carry you around. Unless you are bleeding from the eyes.
I will not pick you UP out of the shower and dry YOU off and put your clothes on FOR you. You are quite capable.
What will happen is:
You will get up, shower, get dressed, brush your teeth and sit your happy ass down until daddy takes you to the bus stop.
There must have been some confusion this morning and I am ok with that.
But consider this your notice.
You have been warned....................
With love and the power to punish,
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