Monday, December 15, 2008

Not Me! Monday


I have not still forgotten to buy toothpaste and now feel like I haven't really brushed my teeth in a week. Uhh!


I did not keep Lael up 1 hr past her bedtime so that I could finish making her head look like this:





But it's cute huh? Yeah...I know.


I did not brainstorm on ways to stalk find the little boy who has stolen my daughters heart. He thinks he's slick.....


I did not laugh to myself when Lael yelled out that the Santa at our base tree lighting ceremony wasn't the real Santa because he had on tennis shoes. Can't get nothing past that one!


I did not high-five, yes, HIGH FIVE my daughters teacher when I found out how well she did on one of the standardized test. People that is strange, why would I ever do that.


I did not cry like a baby when I got my Christmas present early. I am a grown up, thank-you-very-much.


I did not stay up way to late bartending a Christmas party and feel like a zombie all day Sunday. Won't be doing that again.


I did not get hit on by old men all night at my FIL's birthday party. Old men and liquor and my little black dress not a good mix.


I did not get pulled over for speeding last night (for the first time EVER) and get a ticket for $160.00. I can't explain how much that hurt.


It was a LONG week. How was yours? Happy Monday!


26 comments:

  1. Thanks for the comment! You're adorable's daughter's hair was so worth it. I love the old man, black dress don't mix comment! I can't wait to read more of your blog! Merry Christmas.

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  2. Those were hysterical! Well not the ticket part. My hubby just got one too...

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  3. very cute hair! and baking soda or salt works great at making your teeth feel clean. followed by a candy cane for fresh breath.

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  4. your daughters hair is cute... and I had parent's high five me when they were excited about their children in school... so you aren't alone in that one

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  5. Lael's hair looks great!

    Love that name too. How do you pronounce it?

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  6. LOM and a black dress, been there. A little scary! LOL! Ouch on the ticket, that hurts :( Hope you have a great week! Go buy your toothpaste, stop torturing yourself with kid paste :)!

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  7. Firstly let me say congrats on a truly amaizing not me monday the kids hair looks great and second I wanted to say thankyou for psosting your comment on my not me monday blog THANKYOU from wayne

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  8. Her hair looks absolutely adorable so it was worth it. Yuck to the old drunk men and the dress!

    Sorry about the ticket (and ouch!). Go buy yourself some toothpaste, you'll feel better, lol!

    About the toilet comment: Yeah, it does. So does hair in it....yuck!

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  9. I've been grilling my 10 year old to point out the little girl he likes at church. And I got my 1 and only speeding ticket ever, 16 years ago at Christmas time!

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  10. Thanks for stopping by! I'm a teacher, so I feel the pride when those kids do well on their tests! Have a great week!

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  11. I to am not looking forward when I need my husband to get the shotgun for those boys who think they are slick. Warning...don't mess with my babies hearts.


    PS thanks for the comments.

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  12. Great Not Me! Monday post. Sure does sound like a long week. Your daughter's hair looks great, and I'm sure she did not mind staying up an hour past her bedtime.

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  13. Nothing wrong with high-fiving anyone even if it is a teacher. They probably high-five kids all day long. I'm feeling much better today.

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  14. Thanks for stopping by my blog!
    Great list of not me's.
    Her hair is adorable!
    Drunk old men are always so much fun to get hit on by... yuck. Haha.
    Sorry about your speeding ticket. $160 is a big ouch!

    Happy Monday!

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  15. Love your "Not Me's"! and gotta love old men! Your little girl is too cute! Thanks for visiting!

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  16. Thanks for your comment. Sounds like you had a stressful week... congrats on your daughters testing! Smart and beautiful to boot! Her hair is really cool!

    Hope this next week is a bit better, have a happy holiday!

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  17. Thanks for your comment. Sounds like you had a stressful week... congrats on your daughters testing! Smart and beautiful to boot! Her hair is really cool!

    Hope this next week is a bit better, have a happy holiday!

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  18. Thanks for stopping by the blog..Your daughter is so adorable...Who wouldnt keep her up to finish her hair

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  19. Thanks for blogging by! Love the list! The toothpaste thing happens all the time at our house. You would think I would learn to buy 2 tubes at a time! Oh & your little one's hair is darling! And I am a kinder teacher and you can high five me anytime! Happy week! :)

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  20. great Not Me's; lovin your blog. thx for visiting ours

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  21. I love her hair!! I can't imagine how long that must take to do, what a dedicated wonderful Mommy you are!!

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  22. Lael's hair is adorable. (or not!)

    And, what was the Christmas present that you didn't open early?

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  23. i think you just bought your christmas present!!

    merry christmas,
    ashley

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  24. Oh yes, her hair was definitely worth keeping her up. It looks great! I laughed my way through your list!

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  25. Santa... in tennis shoes! Way to go Santa!

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  26. Lael looks great! One hour past bedtime was so worth it :)

    I love your NOT ME's.

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